> HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN... 
> 
> A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 
> First date:       You get to kiss her goodnight. 
> Second date:      You get to grope all over and make out. 
> Third date:       You get to have sex in the missionary 
>                   position. 
> 
> IRISH WOMAN: 
> First Date:       You both get blind drunk and have sex. 
> Second Date:      You both get blind drunk and have sex. 
> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 
> 
> ITALIAN WOMAN: 
> First Date:       You take her to a play and an expensive 
>                   restaurant 
> Second Date:      You meet her parents and her Mom makes 
>                   spaghetti & meatballs 
> Third Date:       You have sex, she wants to marry you and 
>                   insists on a 3 carat ring 
> 5th Anniversary:  You already have 5 kids together & hate 
>                   the thought of having sex 
> 6th Anniversary:  You find yourself a girlfriend 
> 
> JEWISH WOMAN: 
> First Date:       You get dynamite head. 
> Second Date:      You get more great head. 
> Third Date:       You tell her you'll marry her and never 
>                   get head again. 
> 
> CHINESE WOMAN: 
> First date:       You get to buy her an expensive dinner 
>                   but nothing happens. 
> Second date:      You buy her an even more expensive 
>                   dinner but nothing happens again. 
> Third date:       You don't even get to the third date and 
>                   you have already realized nothing is going 
>                   to happen. 
> 
> INDIAN WOMAN: 
> First date:       Meet her parents. 
> Second date:      Set the date of the wedding. 
> Third date:       Wedding night. 
> 
> BLACK WOMAN: 
> First Date:       You get to buy her a real expensive 
>                   dinner. 
> Second Date:      Your get to buy her and her girlfriends 
>                   a real expensive dinner. 
> Third Date:       You get to pay her rent. 
> Fourth Date:      She's pregnant 
> 
> PUERTO RICAN WOMAN 
> First Date:       You buy her an expensive dinner, get her 
>                   drunk on Mad Dog 20/20, have sex in the 
>                   back of her car. 
> Second Date:      She is pregnant 
> Third Date:       Move in with her, her two cousins, her 
>                   sister's boyfriend and live happily ever 
>                   after eating rice and beans in the Bronx!